A police officer pulls a lawyer over for speeding. Then the horror begins...

Lawyer: Is there a problem, officer?

Officer: Yes, you were speeding.

Lawyer: Ah, okay.

Officer: Can I see your driver’s license?

Lawyer: Well, I’d give it to you if I had one, but I don’t.

Officer: You don’t have a driver’s license?

Lawyer: Nope. Had it taken away from me 10 years ago when I got caught speeding in front of a school. Oh yeah, I was drunk at the time, too.

Officer: All right then. Can I at least see the registration?

Lawyer: Can’t help you there either.

Officer: And why not?

Lawyer: I stole this car and had to kill the owner to do it. There might be a registration in here somewhere, but it won’t have my name on it.

Officer: Are you telling me you murdered someone?

Lawyer: I had to! He would have reported me to the police and I would’ve ended up in jail!

At this point the officer is totally overwhelmed.

He thought he was just pulling someone over for speeding and now he’s dealing with a murderer. He decides that he needs some backup and puts out the call on the radio.

A few minutes later, a sergeant shows up and the officer explains the situation to him. Then the sergeant approaches the lawyer…

Sergeant: Please get out of your vehicle.

Lawyer: What’s the problem?

Sergeant: My colleague tells me that you stole this car and murdered the owner.

Lawyer: I did what?!

Sergeant: Is this your car?

Lawyer: Yes, of course. Here’s the registration.

Sergeant: But you don’t have a license?

Lawyer: Of course I do. I wouldn’t be operating a motor vehicle if I didn’t.

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The lawyer pulls out his wallet, takes out his license and hands it to the sergeant. The sergeant is completely confused…

Sergeant: I don’t get it. You told my colleague that you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car and murdered the owner.

Lawyer: What? He really said that? I bet that liar also told you that I was speeding, too! 😀 😀 😀

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